好想有小宝宝

最近不知道是不是看了太多朋友的宝宝照片，突然间好想有小宝宝哦！好想有另外一种幸福，可以吗？

What's the purpose of life?

Lately, I have been wondering what is the purpose of life?

I see many friends around me have been working so hard in order to make more money, to have a better life, to satisfy their wives' needs...


What will be the definition of "I've earned enough", "It's time to enjoy"?

I used to envy my wealthy friends for they can spend money like nobody's business, travel the world like it's free... However, after hanging out with one of them over the past weekend, I have come to realize that I do not envy them anymore. I see emptiness in their lives, I see colorless in their lives...

I start to appreciate and cherish my life. Bao Bao and I do not make a lot of money, but we are filled with joy, filled with loves, filled with satisfactions...

And, that is all that I need. 

Am I a Good Wife?

Many told me that I am so lucky to have such a loving husband!

Very well!

Why there is no one telling me that Bao Bao is very lucky to have me as his wife?
Does that mean i'm not good enough for him?
Does that mean he deserves someone better?

Hmmm... 

Maybe it is just because Bao Bao never cherishes or compliments me in front of the others?

Dragon Baby??

Year 2012 is Dragon Year in Chinese Horoscope. In case you have no idea, Chinese is CRAZY to have Dragon babies! So, during Dragon Year, you will see many pregnant Chinese couple. 

Well, here it comes~ People around me keep asking the same question over and over and over again:

When are you going to have Baby? 

It's Dragon Year, are you going to have a Dragon Baby?

What will be the best answer to that question?

Stop asking! 

If you see my belly starts to grow, that means I am pregnant.

Otherwise, will you JUST WAIT?

Because I am waiting too~

Everywhere is the SAME

Someone once told me, regardless where you work, you will experience the same issue, same problems, same politics~

I guess that person was right! Since I graduated, I have been in five different departments, experiencing seven different roles in the SAME COMPANY! The pay is attractive, but I either hate my job, hate the stress, hate the office politics, hate the ladies in the office, hate the environment.... (ya, the list goes on~ so much HATES)

Hmm... I wonder why so much "HATE" when it comes to work.

Maybe I AM the problematic one? Maybe THE COMPANY is just problematic? Maybe I should find a new company? Maybe I should just be a housewife and focus on blogging?

那两人是有关系的？

(Oppss... No English Version)

给我们五姐妹各一个外号。猜一猜，那两个人是有关系的？

大姐 － 大伟王（大胃王）
二姐 － 无名士
大妹 － 意大利（一大粒）
中妹 － 无底洞
小妹 － 贝多芬（背多分）

答案？？当然是二姐和中妹啦！因为她们都姓无。
好冷哦！

A Car Lover 爱车达人

My sis got a new car soon after she graduated!
I proudly crown her as a Car Lover.
我大妹一毕业就买了辆汽车！
我好荣兴地冠她为爱车达人。

In the middle of the night, when our parents were asleep, she took out a flash light checking her car inside out and SMILING alone in the car! Geezzz..... Sounds like a Ghost Story!
三根半夜，当父母们都入眠时，她拿出一个手电筒把车子里里外外都检查了一次。然后自己独自的在车子里微笑！恶心死了..... 感觉像幽灵事件一样！

Why I did not remember doing that when I got my little Viva back in 2007?
Hmm... I wonder why....
为什么我不记得自己在2007年时对我的小Viva做过这种事呢？
哼... 这是为什么呢....

Am I not loving my little Viva?
难到我不爱我的小Viva吗？

Am I not a car lover?
难到我不是个爱车达人？

Amazing 神奇

How can a simple loving text message change my mood from sad to happy in less than 2 seconds?

为什么一封简单的爱情短讯可以在短短的两秒之内把我从伤心化为开心？

It is either 难道是
a) I am out of my mind, 我疯了，
b) I am easily pleased, or 我太轻易被骗了，还是
c) Love is indeed amazing! 爱情真的是那么的神奇！

Distance Relationship 远距离交往

Today, I just told my friend, "I had always been a failure in distance relationships. But this time, it seems alright. Should be good!"
今天，才刚告诉朋友说："我从来都没有过成功的远距离交往。可是，这次还好，应该行得通了啦！"

I think I jumped to the conclusion too soon!
真是话说得太早了，祸从口出！

I wonder if a relationship should still continue if 我在想，这段感情是否应该继续下去呢，若:
1. two are separated by ocean 俩人格着一个海洋?
2. one of us has no freedom to go online chatting 其中一个没有自由上网聊天的权利?
3. one of us is not allowed to make overseas phone calls 其中一个不被应许搏长途电话?
4. one of us is not allowed to send overseas text messages 其中一个不被应许发送长途短讯?
5. one of us is not allowed to visit the other one too often 其中一个不被应许经常到国外去拜访另一个?

For me, this relationship might as well end here.
Instead, start another relationship called "Pan-pal".....
对我而言，这段感情不如就在此画上句点，算了。
要不然，就改名为"笔友"就好了。

私は今まあきらめたい!

Palm Reader 算命师

Can a Palm Reader be trusted?
Will you believe what a Palm Reader say about your life?
算命师可靠吗？
你相信算命师标准的判断你的命运吗？

If he said 如果他说:
1. You will have a smooth life with no obstacles, will you believe it? 你的人身会是平平安安，顺顺利利的，你信吗？
2. You will have a tough moment at the age 28 to 32, will you believe it? 在你28至32岁之间，你将会遇到不顺利的事，你有信吗？
3. You will face physical or mental crisis when you are at 54, will you believe it? 在你54岁时，你将会有健康或精神上的危机，你又有何看法呢？

I wonder how a Palm Reader see through your life just by looking at your palm...
I wonder, who is he to tell?
到底算命师如何看清一个人的命运呢？
他为何有这权力呢？

Perhaps what he says is the key to drive a person crazy?
I wish I could just kick his ass!
哼，或许，疯子都是因为相信算命师的话而失去了理智？
好想狠狠地把算命师踢得远远的哦！

I'm ALONE 单身贵族

Pretty much, ALL my friends are having boyfriend or hubby.

Among all, most of them are engaged, if not married.

Some with kids already.

几乎我全部的朋友，不是有了男朋友，就是早有老公了。

当中，大多数要不是已订婚，就是早就结婚了。

有些还已经有小孩了。

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Me? I AM ALONE!!!!!
My Bao Bao is leaving me to Singapore.

Long Distance Relationship!!!!!

Does that ever work?

而我呢？还是个单身贵族也!!!

我的宝宝就要离我而去，到新加坡了啦。

远距离交往!!!!

行得通吗？

Thus far, all my relationships broke up because of distance....

What should I do?

到目前为止，我之前所有的交往都是因远距离而分手的。

现在，我该如何啦？

a) Should I believe in God? 应该相信上帝的安排吗？

b) Should I start hunting for a new one? 或许应该开始找个新男友了啦。

c) Should I stay alone for the rest of my life? 难道应该孤独一辈子吗？

d) Should I follow my Bao Bao to Singapore? 还是，应该死沉浪打的牵着宝宝到新加坡去？

e) Should I start blind-dating or arranged marriage? 要不然就要选择盲目约会或干脆相亲吧？

GOD, SAVE ME!! 神啊，救救我吧！

Dating Scary Girlfriend 我的可怕女友

Hmm... Let's imagine what would you do if you were the great guy dating a scary girlfriend like me 哼... 试想想，若像你这么样的一个好男人却配上一个像我这么样的可怕的女友，你会如何呢:

(a) "GOD, HELP ME!" "神啊，救救我吧!"

(b) "I don't want to get my ass kicked again." "不想要再把我的屁股给你踢了啦!"

(c) "I can't take it anymore!!! huhuhu..." "呜... 我受不了了啦!!"

(d) "BITCH, GO TO HELL!!!!" "去死吧，你这个臭三八!!!"

(e) "YOU GO DIE LA!!!" "咒你死死死!!!"

(f) "Dear, I love you anyway... MUAH" "宝贝，无论如何，我都爱你... 来亲一个嘛"