My Hair!!!

What Gets Into My Head??? 

Why am I getting this weird haircut??? Now, I look like an old lady trying to act cute.

~I guess I do try to act cute in order to suit my new hair~

 GOSH! I can't wait for my hair to grow normal again~

Biggest Enemy 极大的敌人

等待是一种痛苦。可是，人生中却总是少不了＂等＂这一门东西。

最近，在我的生活里又出现了好多的等待。
－等待人事部赶紧把我从RAPID部门掉回来。吉隆坡真的不适合我啊！
－等待机会让我被派到靠近老公的办工室。

这些东西一等就是一两年的事。为什么要如此的浪费我的时间呢？
好希望我可以潇洒的辞职，离开这里。

等待可是我人生中极大的敌人啊！

Bridal Shop: TOUCH - SUCKS!!!

Please allow me to share my opinion on my Bridal Shop: TOUCH @ Jalan Loke Yew.

If you want to have a happy pre-wedding photoshoot, PLEASE, I beg you NOT to choose TOUCH at Jalan Loke Yew because it will ruin your beautiful day.

a. Totally NOT PROFESSIONAL Photographer
- The photographer was busy "dating" the lady who was supposed to hold my long gown and veil during the photo shooting session.
- Totally no sense of creativity in photography. In fact, I was the one who told him how to take pictures.
- Instead of capturing Bao Bao & my pictures, he took picture of the helper.



b. USELESS Helper
- The lady joining us on the outdoor shooting was suppose to help me with my gown and veil, but she was standing under the shade playing with her phone.
- She did not want to be in the sun at all so I have to hold my long gown all by myself.





c. TERRIBLE Results
- Terribly, we did not even have enough photos to choose for our album because we hated most of the pictures.
- For the table top photo, TOUCH actually cut part of my Bao Bao's head off in order to fit in to the photo frame.



Please allow me to shout "OH MY GOD!!!" I can't believe how TOUCH ruins my day!

Are you a POLICE? - Part 2

This is a continuation of [Are you a POLICE? - Part 1]

You won't believe what happen today! Well, at least I can't believe it.

I was telling my colleagues about my "pulled over experience" last night. With no surprises, most of them said, "I would just give them RM50 and get out of there."

I am glad that I did not give a penny to that so-called POLICE. Guess what I found out today? I met that "POLICE" at my office today. Apparently, he is one of the security guards at my office! In other words, he has no rights to pull me over or fine me.

I am super pissed off! What's wrong with this country? I really need to get out of here before I am transformed into one of them.




Now, everything makes sense to me:
a. That is why he let me go without giving me a big fine because he simply cannot do that.
b. That is why he asked where do I work because he knew if I work in this company, he will be in trouble. I can totally make him jobless. 

Monster in the House 我家有怪物

OMG, the thing that can scare the hell out of me is freaking lizard!!!

天啊！我最最最最讨厌的东西就是那可恶的壁虎了啦！！！

Why on earth do we need lizard? It gives me goosebumps and nightmares! How can I destroy it, all of them, the whole lizard family?

上帝啊，请你告诉我为什么你一定要创造那门动物-壁虎？啊，我的寒毛都站起来了！壁虎可是我恶梦的开始也！教我要如何勇敢的把他们一个一个的干掉？

HELP! I do not want to be home alone with lizard crawling around and scaring me silently.

神啊，救救我吧！我不想要和壁虎共处一室啊！

Accident 车祸

As usual, I was driving my little Viva down the North South Highway from Malacca to Johor. Cruising around 110km/h, which is the speed limit; therefore, it should be considered safe.

我按照时速每小时一百一十公里的安全标准开着我可爱的小 Viva 从马六甲往新山去。

Again, as usual, I got thirsty as I drive. So, I stretched my arm to grab my water bottle.

同样的，也正如往常一般，口渴了就伸手到后座拿水壶。

This is what is unusual, my water bottle slipped and fell. Following the same rythem, I turned my stearing wheel and ran through the devider, dragged along the road for 3 seconds at 110km/h speed. As a result, my little Viva was badly damage that I could not even open the driver's door. However, I continued my journey and reached Johor safely.

可是，不寻常的是，手滑，把水壶弄掉了。同时，方向盘也跟着失控，匆向路旁的分界。小 Viva 严重受伤！就连司机的门都没办法打开了！然而，我依旧开着受伤的小 Viva 到新山。

Honestly, this was the first time I felt my little Viva is too big for the highway~ and I am too big for the Viva~ 

说实在的，这是我第一次觉得高速公路太小了，容纳不了我的小 Viva。也是第一次觉得我的小 Viva 其实还蛮大的！

Bridal Photo Session

Can I start complaining about TOUCH? 我可以开始投诉心愿了吗？

1. The photographer was just unprofessional. I wanted photo A, but he produced photo B and told me A and B are the same! I'm not blind, ok?
1. 非常不专业的摄影师。我要求的是图 A，可是他却给我图 B。还告诉我说图 A 和图 B 是一样的。老大，我不是瞎的好吗？

Photo A

Photo B







2. The lady who went out with us on the outdoor photo session was supposed to help me with my dress and veil. But, she was just standing under the shade because she didn't want to get under the sun or into the dried leaves! Come on, it's your freaking job!
2. 摄影师助手是应该帮我拉裙子，帮我飘纱的。可是，她因为怕晒，怕虫，在拍摄过程中就完全没有帮忙，只有站在一旁当花瓶似的。大姐，那可是你的工作也！

3. The photographer actually took pictures of the lady instead of us during our outdoor wedding photo session! Can I say, "WTF!?!? Go get a room!"
3. 在拍摄过程中，那摄影师竟然偷拍那助手。妈的，你的专业本质呢？要暧昧就走远一点。别碍着老姐！真不知糗！

  

4. The outcome of the photo, another surprise, they cropped BaoBao's head off and refuse to replace the photo!!
4. 领照片时还附送了一个可恶的惊喜！他们竟然把宝宝的头给删了！而且还不愿意更换！

 



In conclusion, I hated the service, attitude, quality! None of the wedding couple should go for TOUCH if you want to have a great photo session!
总之一句话，服务差，态度差，品质差。如果你想要有个愉快的摄影过程，就别选择心愿了啦。你可能会后悔的哦！

Ironically, I chose BaoBao's birthday thinking it would be fun and memorable event together. SAD~ 

我真笨，还以为会有个美好回忆，特地选了在宝宝生日那天拍摄。可恶，心情真是糟透了也！

Annual Checkup 身体检查

I hate nurse!!!
我讨厌护士！！！

She poked two holes on my right arm until my vane swelled and bruises around my arm.....
huhuhu....
她在我的右手插了两针，把我的血管弄肿了，还把我的手弄得黑青了。。。
呜~~~

Totally boycott annual checkup if she is coming again next year!!
若明年有是那个臭护士，拼了老命，我都不做身体检查了！！

NO WORDS! 无语!

No words can explain how I feel right now...
No one can understand how I feel right now...
无可形容的心情。。。
无人了解的心情。。。

If you know how it feels to be slapped right at your face without reason, that is how I feel right now!
如果你晓得无缘无故狠狠的被挂一巴掌的感觉，那就是我现在的心情！

Tax 税

I just filed my income tax....
Haih..... Tax paying time!
Did not get to spend the money that I exchanged from hard work....
Instead, sending it away for someone else to spend.....
才填好了工作税表格。
唉..... 又是交税的时候了！

还没有机会享受自己辛苦换回来的金钱，就得随手把它送给别人了....

Life as a tax payer....

可怜的缴税人生活.....

Forgetful 善忘症

Purposely went to Miri to buy Sarawakian Layer Cakes for my colleagues in Malacca....
But, I left them at the fridge in Bintulu!!!!!!!
Did not bring them back to Malacca.....
特地开车到美里去买砂拉越著名的千层糕给在马六甲的同事尝尝。
可是，我却把它留在民都鲁的冰箱里了！
忘了带回马六甲。


Haih....
I did not even get to taste them!!!
Unlucky to my colleagues too...
Lucky to my parents and sisters who are still enjoying their India trip.....
So unfair!!! Get to travel and get to eat....
唉.....
我尽让没尝倒也！
同事们也蛮倒霉的啦，没得尝.....
爸妈及妹妹们就赚到了，去了印度玩之后还有千层糕吃.....
真不公平！有的玩，还有的吃....

Rejected 拒绝

Last weekend, I made Bao Bao called to One FM and say "I love my girlfriend".

Apparently, One FM records the conversation before broadcasting it.

上个星期我要宝宝透过1电台向我表白。

原来，在还没播放前，1电台的主词人得把对白给录起来先。

Bao Bao had a long conversation with the One FM DJ, while I was waiting to hear the conversation through the broadcast later.

宝宝和1电台的主词人谈了好久，而我则等待听电台播放宝宝的对白。

GUESS WHAT??

Bao Bao was REJECTED by One FM!!!

猜一猜结果如何？

宝宝竟然被1电台拒绝了!!!!

------------

One FM deleted the conversation and DID NOT broadcast it....

One FM is so bad!!!!

Perhaps Bao Bao is really poor at communication skills.

1电台把宝宝的对白给删除了，完全没有播放也。

1电台太讨厌了啦!!!!

难道宝宝的语言能力真的这么差吗?

Voiceless 有口难言

Not sure where I got this crazy sore throat...

不晓得从哪里带来的喉咙痛。

Now, I pretty much cannot:

现在，我几乎不能：

1. Yell at people, 骂人，

2. Shout at people, 吼人，

3. Talk to people, 讲话，

4. Laugh with people, 大笑，

5. Cannot do anything with my voice.... 总之跟声音有关的都不行...

Sad.... 伤透了我的心....

Mouth without voice... 有口难言...

Foul Mood 情绪低潮

Maybe my heart is not with me...
或许我的心已经没感觉了...

Easily angry,
Easily annoyed,
Easily upset!
动不动就发脾气，
动不动就觉得反感，
动不动就讨厌！

Haih.... What's wrong with me?
I'm just not happy.....
Feel like hiding somewhere forever...
唉.... 我究竟是怎么了?
总之就是不开心...
好想把自己藏起来，永远的在人间里消失...

Emotion Status: Still in Foul Mood
情绪状态: 还在低潮时期

Bath 洗澡

"La...la...la...la..."

I was enjoying my hot bath...

"啦... 啦... 啦... 啦..."

我在享受着热泡泡澡...

"Ah!!!!!!"

All the sudden, Popo pushed and accidentally opened the bathroom door....

"啊!!!!!!"

突然间，婆婆不停的推着浴室的门。一不小心，浴室的门竟然被打开了....

Errrr.....

Popo looked at me, and I looked at Popo...

吊线....

婆婆看着我，我看着婆婆....

Angry 气死我了

One of my worst Saturdays....
最烂的星期六...


About a month ago, I promised myself that I will not take the "SECRET LADY" to anywhere anymore. This is to avoid being yelled at in case I am lost on the road or my car runs out of gas. On top of that, I do not want to waste my precious time staying out late doing nothing, but bored.
一个月前，我答应自己不再载"秘密女人"到任何地方了。免得开错路，车没油时受挨骂。更糟的是把我的青春全都浪费在坐着等。

Yesterday, the "SECRET LADY" asked me to take her out tonight for a house-warming dinner.
She said, "We just go eat, then, straight to home."
I answered, "I don't want to go... If you needed a car, you can take my car, I would rather stay home than being bored at a place where I know nobody."
She convinced, "Really, it will just be eat and home."
So, I agreed to take her. One last trust.
昨天，"秘密女人"要我今晚载她去参加一个迁居喜宴。
她说："走，我们一起去吃。吃了就走人。"
我便说："我不要去了啦。你就拿我的车子去吧。我不想要坐在那里无聊，宁愿做个宅女。"
她又说到："真的啦，这次真的是吃了就走人。
结果，我又答应了她。最后一次。

HOW STUPID!!!!
We went out at 5:30pm, and I arrived home at 10:30pm!!!!
First, we had dinner at the house-warming party...
Then, she went talking, talking, and more talking with the "strangers"...
Then, she went talking, talking, and talking again with more "strangers"...
Then, she said, "Let's go and have supper!!"
笨死了!!!!
5:30pm 出门，10:30pm 才到家!!!
我们先去捧场那迁居喜宴。之后，她就到处搭讪"陌生人"。搭讪好了这个，又搭讪另外一个"陌生人"。搭讪完了之后，她说："走，我们一起去宵夜吧!!"


JUST KILL ME!!!
How dare you lie to me that it will just be "Eat and Home"!!!
疯了!! 杀了我吧!!你尽敢骗本小姐说"吃了就走人"!!!!

Night Shift 夜班

Why am I joining the night shift?????
So tired, so miserable, such a self-torture.....
为什么我得上夜班？
又累，又痛苦，真是一种自虐行动....

Walking around like a zombie,
talking like a maniac...
Half dead!
走路如行尸一般，
讲话如疯子一般...
快死了啦！

I value sleep even more now!!!!!
YOU better give me back my sleep!!!!!
or, I WILL KILL YOU!!!!
不得不选择更加珍惜睡眠了!!!!!
你！快把我的睡眠还回会给我！
否则, 杀了你!!!!!

Please feed me with "Stay Awake" pills!!!!
我需要 "不眠" 丸子!!!!

Massage

My back hurts for about a week already. So, I went for a full body massage today. Hopefully I will return with "No More Pain".
背痛了一个星期了。今天，终于决定去来一个全身按摩。希望回来时，就可以向背痛说拜拜。

Three hour later... 三个小时后...
After Paying ~RM80... 付了八十零吉...

MY BACK HURTS EVEN MORE!!!
怎么我的背尽让变得更痛!!!

Why did I spend that money?
宁愿把钱丢海算了。

~Dying Mode~ 本人已死 ~

Empty 空白

Have been so busy with work, including weekend, late night, and early morning.
最近快把我给忙死了。早上，下午，晚上，就连周末都得工作。

Now, my brain is filled with work terminology, and my face is occupied by pimples.
现在，我的脑袋打结了，满脸都是痘痘。好丑哦！

My body is controlled by cellphone:
手机呢，它就变成了我身体的遥控机：
When it rings, I will rush to the phone without thinking. (Even when I am sleeping.)
手机一响，我就会亲不自禁的冲着去接电话。（睡觉时也不列外。好可悲哦！）

Worst off, I have no idea what to update on my blog.
更糟的是，我的脑袋一片空白，完全没有意识写部落格了啦。

Glasses 四眼妹妹

It was believed that when one reaches the age of 21, the eye sight stabilized. I guess that doesn't apply to me.
听说二十一岁之后，眼力就会比较稳定了。可是，为什么我的却是例外呢？

I am >21 years old with perfect eye sight. 我满二十一岁好久了。而且，一路都是标准眼力的耶。
BUT!!!!!! (why everything has to have a twist?) 可是，生命却偏偏爱唱反调的。

Lately, i tried so hard to recognize 1) 8 from 6, 2) n from m, 3) c from o, 4) 1 from 7, 5) i from j
最近，我的眼睛都好吃力的分别数目字以及英文字母。糟透了！

So, today I decided to go for eye check-up. 所以，我今天马上就去检查了眼睛。
Result: My right eye is experiencing far sighted issue.....
结果：我的右眼竟然近视了！ 靠腰！

huhuhuhu... I don't want to wear glasses!!!!! HELP ME!!!!
哭死我了啦！ 我不想戴眼镜啦！救命啊！

Maybe I should start boycotting computer...
或许我应该停止一切和电脑有关的活动。
or Maybe I should just stay cool with glasses....
又或许我应该乖乖的作个酷倒毙的四眼妹妹。