Singaporean Permanent Resindence

I have never worked in Singapore before.

I have never studied in Singapore before.

I have never lived in Singapore before. 

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But

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I am a Singaporean Permanent Residence now!

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WHY?

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Bao Bao has been working in Singapore.

Bao Bao has been living in Singapore.

Bao Bao marries me and that is how I get my Singaporean Permanent Residence title.

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~Thank you, Singapore - the safe and lovely country~

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Alarm Clock

Again! Alarm didn't go off!!!!!

I JUMP out of bed at 8:37am and my office hour supposed to start at 8am. GOSH!!!

又来了！我的闹钟又罢工了！

八点开工，八点三十七分才跳起床！干！

Seriously, thanks to Lee May. If she did not text me a message just to wish me happy dumpling day, I would never get out of bed. Of course, thanks to the implementation of flexible working hour. So, I can go to work as late as 9am!!!

丽美，还好有你那封端午节的祝福短讯把我叫醒，否则，我还在和周公约会呢！当然，也要谢谢公司新批准的办公时间。所以，我可以最迟九点到办公室哦。今天不算迟到了！

Lesson learnt, conventional alarm clock works better than the cellphone alarm clock.

总之，我还是觉得传统的闹钟可靠过手机闹钟啦。

Life with HTC 我与HTC

Baobao bought me a new cellphone since my old Nokia is in pretty bad shape.
宝宝买了一个新手机给我，因为我的旧Nokia太烂了。

1st week 第一个星期:
New phone!! 新手机！！

2nd week第二个星期:
Hang.... Reformate... 故障。送去修理。

3rd week第三个星期:
Auto shut down... Reformate again... 自动关机。又送去修理

4th week第四个星期:
Hang + Auto shut down.... hospitalize!!! 又故障，又自动关机。把它送进医院去了啦！！

I give up! 我真的是被HTC打败了！

Lately 最近

Lately, so busy, so sleepless, so tensed up, so annoyed....

Definitely not the type of life that I am longing for...

I miss the carefree, endless freedom days...

最近，好忙，好累，好压力，好无奈。。。

肯定不是我向往的生活。。。

好想念那无忧无虑，自由自在的日子哦。。。

Ha.... Lately, I cannot wait to move down south to JB.

Cannot wait to move in to my new house!!

哼。。。最近，好迫不及待的想搬到JB去了啦。

好想搬进我的新家去了啦！！

When will that day come true? Hee.....

Boss, faster releases me!!!

那天何时才会来临呢？哎。。。

老板，求求你快快放我走吧！

中文谜语 chinese riddle

我都快疯了！
就让你猜一个谜语吧！

***提示：猜一个字***
上面是一个"人"字。
下面是两撇。
那两撇的写法是：
1。首先，写大象的"象"
2。那两撇就像"象"的下面两撇

好了，快快猜一猜吧！猜到我就拜你为神仙！
***答案：介***
(自己想办法找出"答案："后边的字吧! **我把字涂黑色的**)

注: 我十二岁的妹妹通过电话要我教她拚中文字。否则，她就会呜~呜~呜~的哭了。

天啊，原来"介"和"象"是有关系的。
杀了我吧，别然我半死不活的！

Chinese Riddle, no English Translation... SORRY!

Enzyme 孝素

Firt time DIY Enzyme... 第一次自制孝素也~~

1. Environmental 环保孝素

2. Health 健康孝素

So far, they both look good...

We will find out after three months.

Hopefully they both still look good....

目前为止，它们俩都满健康。

期待三个月后的它们~~

希望是健健康康啦。

Christmas 2009圣诞

I had a happy & sad Christmas 2009....

过了一个又笑又哭的2009圣诞....

~~SAD~~ 又哭 ~~
My favorite Christmas stuff toy became a volleyball, soccer, basketball....

Everyone kept throwing, kicking, toasting him around....

Left him with dirt and smell....

我最心爱的圣诞娃娃被当成了排球，足球，篮球...

每个人不停的把它给扔来扔去，踢来踢去，丢来丢去的...

让他遍体鳞伤，又脏又臭...

~~HAPPY~~ 又笑 ~~

To make me happy again, hehe, my Bao Bao clean up my favorite Christmas stuff toy!!!
On top of that, my Bao Bao also bought me a new Kappo!!!!!
Now, I have 3 Kappo (Daddy, Older Brother, Younger Brother) and a Tony-Tony-Chopper's brother!!!!

宝宝为了要弄我开心，嘿嘿，他竟然亲手帮娃娃冲凉!!!

然后，宝宝还买了一个卡宝猴给我!!!!

现在，我有三个卡宝猴了（爸爸，哥哥，弟弟）和一个Tony-Tony-Chopper的兄弟!!!!

I am happy again!!!!! Amazing!!!

突然间，我又快了起来了!!!!! 好神奇哦!!!!

Perfect Name

Typically, size S fits perfectly on me.
But now.... My big belly goes better with size M!!!
I am growing horizontally!!!

Daddy, Mommy....
Why did you name me as Siaw Mei Lo??
The initial is SML - predicted to move from size S to size M, then end with size L!!

When will I grow into size L??
I don't want, don't want, DON'T WANT!!!

*不好意识，没有中文版。翻译不出来啦... 就请你看看 [我的"三八"名字] 篇吧!*

我的"三八"名字

我的人生快被“三八” 打败了！！

1- 一来到世上，就被自己的名字给“三八”了！数一数笔画吧---> 罗小玫 = 8 “3 8”

2- 满十二岁时，就被马来西亚的身份证号码给“三八”了！看好最后的四个数字啦---> 840918-13-5438 = 我是“三八”！

3- 大学四年级时，就被第一个不及格的分数给“三八”了！课室平均是70%。 我尽然给我考了个 38%!!!!!!!! ---> 怎么考的，好“三八”哦！！！

现在，只希望不会在我 “38” 岁时，嫁给一个“三八”老公。还要被他“三八”个“38”年！！ 那我就可以心满意足了。

我不要再和"三八"撤上任何关系了啦!!! 救命啊!!!


* oppss... there is no English Translation. Please refer to [Perfect Name] blog entree instead. *

Facebook Addict YY网迷

I am addicted to facebook, just like the vedeo below:
我上了YY网瘾，就如以下的短片一样：


THIS VEDEO IS TAKEN FROM YUK HENG HA'S FACEBOOK.

Hopefully I won't die as a Facebook Addict...
希望我不会被YY网给迷死吧!!

I WANT MORE 我还要

I am definitely addicted.
我肯定是上瘾了。


Some people are addicted to caffeine, 有些人上了咖啡因瘾，
some to cigarettes, 还有些是烟瘾，
some to alcohol, 更有些是酒瘾，
some to drugs, 甚至有些是毒瘾，
others to computer games. 其他的是电动游戏机瘾。

Me? I am totally addicted to Bliss!!!!
而我呢？我竟然是上了Bliss瘾!!!

6 bottles of Bliss (Yogurt Drink) in a weekend!!!
一个周末里，我喝了六大瓶Bliss (酸奶饮品)耶!!!

I better quit before Bliss takes over me...
我一定要把Bliss给戒了!! 否则，我就快被Bliss打败了啦....

ps: Bao Bao, it's all your fault. You shouldn't have bought that as a treat...
注：宝宝，都是你的错啦。你不应该买那饮品来宠坏我啦...

^ Miracle ^ 奇迹 ^

"I'm out of the office at 5:00pm!!!!" ~what a miracle~
"我竟然5点准时下班耶!!!" ~真是奇迹~

Since I started to work, getting off work at 7:00pm, 9:00pm, or even 1:00am are common.
一路来，我都是不到7点，9点，甚至是凌晨1点，都别想回家的啦。

If someone gets off work at 5:00pm, typical assumptions: Must be HR person, Must be lazy person, Sure didn't work one, Father must be Boss, Trainee? (perhaps)...
若有人5点准时下班，就会有人开始三八了：一定是在人事部工作的，肯定是一条懒惰虫，靠关系入行的吧，难道是受训者吗?

The real answer - - - - - - - -> NO BOSSES ARE AT THE OFFICE!!
可是啊，真真的答案是 -----> 老板不在办公室啦!!

(Place the cursor next to the arrow. Then, press left button of your mouse, hold and scroll over to the right to view the answer.)

(自己想办法找去箭头后边的答案吧!)

@.... Drunk ....@ 我真的醉了

So wasted on grandma's birthday @_@
我竟然在婆婆的生日会中醉了!
Down too fast and too much of French Wild Mountain dated 2006 @_@
肯定是一下子喝太快，太多红酒了啦!

Symptoms表征:
1. Walked straight on the road.
But asking, "Why are we walking side way?"
走路歪歪的还敢问, "为什么你乱乱走?"

2. Legs could not support body weight.
"Why not I just piggy back you to the car."
双腿提不起自己了. 还要别人背我上车子.

3. Felt like throwing up whenever in standing position.
Solution is "Must lay down flat!"
不行了!站着就想吐一地... 一定要躺下才行.

4. No energy to wash up before going to bed.
"No pajamas, no brush teeth... JUST zzz..."
有气无力，快死了!不换衣，不刷牙... 只想睡个饱...

5. Non stop talking nonsense.
Keep saying, "@#$~*!^%>& ... ..."
不过，还有一股力气讲一大堆废话! "@#$~*!^%>& ... ..."

@___@ 我真的是醉了啦!