Dating Scary Girlfriend 我的可怕女友

Hmm... Let's imagine what would you do if you were the great guy dating a scary girlfriend like me 哼... 试想想，若像你这么样的一个好男人却配上一个像我这么样的可怕的女友，你会如何呢:

(a) "GOD, HELP ME!" "神啊，救救我吧!"

(b) "I don't want to get my ass kicked again." "不想要再把我的屁股给你踢了啦!"

(c) "I can't take it anymore!!! huhuhu..." "呜... 我受不了了啦!!"

(d) "BITCH, GO TO HELL!!!!" "去死吧，你这个臭三八!!!"

(e) "YOU GO DIE LA!!!" "咒你死死死!!!"

(f) "Dear, I love you anyway... MUAH" "宝贝，无论如何，我都爱你... 来亲一个嘛"