Happy Halloween 万圣夜快乐

I wish I were out partying....
派队!派队! 我要派队!

And not a loser working from home....
不要做个失败者，连在家都得整天工作...

Happy Halloween to All
祝福大家万圣夜快乐

Let me be the biggest loser in 2009!
就让我封为2009年最废的人物吧!

FAT 肥

My colleague and I were having bathroom chat.
我和一个同事在厕所里三八。
We chat about nonsense....
聊些有的没的。

Out of the sudden, "Hi, you are more filling now! Your pants are tighter now!"
刹那间，"嘿，你好像比较肉肉了耶! 看，连裤子都紧了!"
"....." What am I supposed to answer?
"呃..." 我该如何回答才好喔?


Am I categorized as FAT already?
难道，我已经被列为肥胖组了?

Smile 笑

Bao Bao always knows how to make me SMILE.
宝宝的强项就是逗我开心了。
{smile... 笑一个}
My Sunday Morning 我的星期天早上:
8:00am - Zzzz....
9:00am - Zzzz....
10:00am - Zzz...z...z....
10:30am - "Babe, wake up. Get ready for breakfast, then church." "宝贝，快起床了啦。吃了早餐，就要去教会了啦。"
10:35am - "Babe, wake up now or we will be late for church. I'd made you breakfast." "宝贝，再不起床就可要迟到了啦。我给你准备了早餐哦。"
10:45am - "How's it? You like it?" "如何？还喜欢吗?"
10:55am - Sunday Service. 崇拜主日。

Bao Bao's Sunday Morning 宝宝的星期天早上:
8:00am - Stupid mowing machine woke Bao Bao up. 吵死人的割草机把宝宝给吵醒了。
9:00am - Hmm... Maybe I should prepare a nice breakfast for my Babe. 哼... 竟然都醒了，那就给我的宝贝做早餐吧。
10:00am - Done! 搞定!
10:30am - Time to wake my Babe up. 是时候唤醒宝贝了啦。
10:35am - Still trying to get my Babe out of her bed. 宝贝还不肯起床。真难搞!
10:45am - Babe finally woke up to have breakfast! 宝贝终于起床吃我弄的爱心早餐了!
10:55am - Going to church feeling happy because Babe loved the chocolate cake I baked especially for her this morning. 好开心哦! 宝贝爱吃宝宝特别为她准备的巧克力蛋糕耶。
{happy together... 我们幸福}
What a great way to start a Sunday. Bao Bao, poor thing....
星期天，幸福的开始。宝宝，那就辛苦你了啦....

Next Stop 下一站

Announcement 报告!!!
{listen to me! 听我的}
Next Stop下一站: United States of America (美国)
Excuse 借口: Reunion on Thanksgiving 2010 (2010年感恩节团聚)
Duration 多久: 2-3 weeks / 1 month (2-3个星期 / 1个月)
Wanted 被通缉的: Related to Lehigh University or/and Bethlehem Calvary Baptized Church (凡是和理海大学 或者/还有 和伯利恒浸信会有关的)

Details 详细质料:
1. Catch up with all my buddies in the States (八卦老友的消息)
2. Black Friday shopping (黑色星期五逛街日)
3. Thanksgiving Dinner (感恩聚餐)
4. Mini trip 短游 - cruise, road trip, island... (乘船游览，乘车游览，岛上游览...)
5. FOOD & FUN 吃喝玩乐 - NYC? Vegas? (纽约城市? 拉斯维加斯?)
6. Meet new faces 见新面孔 - Caleb?? (林知源?)
7. Improve English & Mandarin speaking skills? (磨练中英沟通能力?)
8. Enjoy the cool/cold climate (享受凉爽气候)
{wu.... 爽}
Pending 县而未决:
1. Buddies (you know who you are), we better make this trip happens!!!! 朋友们，努力的实现这个梦想吧!!!
2. Boss, please approve my vacation... Pleaseeeee.... 老板，求求你就放我走嘛... 摆脱啦....
{pleaseee... 可以啦}
Gosh! I can't wait! 天啊! 我已迫不及待了啦!
Mad happy just by thinking of it.... 想到都会自己偷笑了啦...
{yipee... 哇....}
USA, here I come AGAIN!!! Welcome me!!
美国，我又回来了!!! 快欢迎我啊!!

I WANT MORE 我还要

I am definitely addicted.
我肯定是上瘾了。


Some people are addicted to caffeine, 有些人上了咖啡因瘾，
some to cigarettes, 还有些是烟瘾，
some to alcohol, 更有些是酒瘾，
some to drugs, 甚至有些是毒瘾，
others to computer games. 其他的是电动游戏机瘾。

Me? I am totally addicted to Bliss!!!!
而我呢？我竟然是上了Bliss瘾!!!

6 bottles of Bliss (Yogurt Drink) in a weekend!!!
一个周末里，我喝了六大瓶Bliss (酸奶饮品)耶!!!

I better quit before Bliss takes over me...
我一定要把Bliss给戒了!! 否则，我就快被Bliss打败了啦....

ps: Bao Bao, it's all your fault. You shouldn't have bought that as a treat...
注：宝宝，都是你的错啦。你不应该买那饮品来宠坏我啦...

Nasty Comments 残忍的评语

Can you believe it? It has been 2 years since I graduated, but I just took my graduation pictures in September 2009!! How exciting...
你信吗？我已毕业了两年。可是，我在今年的九月才拍了毕业照!! 超兴奋的耶....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Few days ago, my sister went to the studio to check on my graduation pictures. Soon after she checked out the unedited pictures, she called me.
几天前，姐姐到了拍相馆去看看我的毕业照效果如何。看完了之后，她马上给我摇了个电话。

She said, "All your pictures look great, but ONE. I've no idea how to edit THAT ONE."
她说，"嘿，你的照片拍得还蛮不错嘛。只是有一个.... 超难看的耶。我不晓得要如何帮你修改的啦。"
"Wao! What's wrong with THAT ONE?"
"哇! 有那么难看吗?"
She answered, "You know, you look like Nga Cha Sou -- bucktooth!!"
她回答，"你知道你像谁吗？像牙檫苏 -- 龅牙的!!"
==>
Then, she immediately burst into endless laughter, "Wahahahahahahahahaha...."
然后，姐姐马上抱腹狂笑，"哇哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈...."
".................." Well, I was completely speechless.
".................." 吊线。有口难言。

Ouch!! What a comment. I thought I am considered as cute.
嗷，痛!!! 好绝的评语耶。我还一直都超不要脸的认为自己有点小可爱。

Me = Nga Cha Sou? "IMPOSSIBLE!!!!"
我 = 牙檫苏？"差太远了吧!!!!"

Especially for Zhen 特别为真而制

Zhen.....
SURPRISED!!!! (I know you sure are surprised!)
lalalalalalala......
真...
惊讶吧! (不要假假说没有啦，我知道你一定有的感动流泪的啦)
啦啦啦啦....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ZHEN PO,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!! -19/10/09-

祝你生日快乐，祝你生日快乐，
祝真婆生日快乐，祝你永远快乐!!! -19/10/09-

May all your wishes come true.
Stay 3Cs: Cute, Cheerful, and Clever
祝你全部，全部，全部的愿望都实现。
永远可爱迷人，开开心心，聪明伶俐

ps: Claim your present at the Service Counter. By the way, you still owe me a present too. Haha!
注：请到服务柜台索取你的礼物。哦，你还欠我一个礼物耶。哈哈!

My Piggy 我的小猪猪

According to the "Lady Weather Forcast", Somboi is going to be in cloudy and rainny mode.
Definitely NOT GOOD!
最近，"女人心情预像报告" 表示 Somboi 的心情将会是乌云密布，雷电隆隆。
两个字 --> 超烂!

Thus, Bao Bao wants to cheer me up!! He bought me a Piggy Arm Rest since I blog too much!
Definitely SO CUTE!
所以，宝宝一直想要如何逗我开心!! 结果，宝宝买了一个扶手的小猪猪。这样我就可以天天写布落格了!
两个字 --> 超棒!

--> My Piggy, but her Grows In The Dark function failed somehow!
可是，我的小猪猪不会在夜里发光! 大楷是坏了啦!

Bao Bao & Computer 宝宝与电脑

Today is "Bao Bao & Computer Day".
今天是 "宝宝与电脑日"。

In the morning, Bao Bao mentioned about getting his computer fixed.
一大清早，宝宝就说今天一定要把坏了的电脑搞定。

In the afternoon, Bao Bao went to buy all the parts for his computer.
下午，宝宝就把所有所需的电脑材料都给买齐了。

In the evening, Bao Bao was so excited fixing his computer.
傍晚，宝宝好兴奋的在弄电脑。

At night, Bao Bao is still working on his computer. Hopefully his computer up for DOTA tonight.
晚上，宝宝还在继续修电脑。希望可以把它修好，那就可以通宵打电动了 - DOTA.

In the midnight, Bao Bao still had not firgued out the way to fix his computer. So, no DOTA for the night.
半夜，宝宝还没搞董到底电脑是出了什么问题。结果，没得打电动。

NOW (morning?), Bao Bao is getting pissed off with his computer. Ya, it is still NOT FIXED.
现在(凌晨了?), 宝宝发彪了。是的，电脑还没修好。

Next, I guess Bao Bao might give up on his computer. Because I would.
接下来，我想宝宝会发彪到放弃吧。因为，若是我，我一定会。
--> WHAT THE HELL!!!! 去死吧!!!

Luckiest Girl 幸福女子

Today, I am the luckiest girl in the world!!
今天，我封自己为全世界最幸福的女子!!

Early in the morning, Bao Bao cuts me some dragon fruits for breakfast.
一大清早，宝宝就为我切龙珠果当早餐。
Later on, Bao Bao cooks me pasta for lunch.
之后，宝宝还煮了意大利面给我吃。
After that, Bao Bao cuts and applies salt to pineapple for me so that I will not hurt my tongue from eating the pineapple.
还有，宝宝切了凤梨，还沾上盐以免我吃的时候割伤了舌头。
Next, Bao Bao washes my car inside and outside.
然后，宝宝帮我把车子洗得一干二净。
Then, Bao Bao prepares dinner.
最后，宝宝还为我准备晚餐!!

I went to the kitchen and asked Bao Bao, "You're so busy with household stuff today. You must be so tired now."
好过意不去哦，便马上跑去了厨房问宝宝, "宝, 你忙了一整天的家务, 一定累死了!"

Bao Bao answered, "If I am busy with household stuff, that means you can relax and enjoy more. Isn't that better?"
宝宝却回答,"如果我忙的话，那就代表你可以有多一点的时间休息啰! 那不是很好吗?"
"Awww.... Bao Bao, You're the best thing happens to me!"
"奥.... 宝宝，你是全世界最棒的了!!"

讨厌的家伙！

(Oppss... No English Version)

最近心情超差！都是因为他。

办公室里有一个讨厌死了的家伙！看到他的前面，就讨厌倒他的后面。看到他的影子，就已经想吐！听到他讲的话，都会让我的心情超不爽！

总之就是讨厌他啦！恨不得一巴把他扫过去！一脚把他踢到非洲去！咒他十年没得升级！讨厌死我了！为什么会有这样的人！杀了我吧！
让我死了，就算了吧...

Need vacations 我要假期

Although I can do well at work, I am just not excited to wake up for work. In short, I'm just not a working material.
虽然，我可以是一个女强人，但是，我却超讨厌为了上班而起床。总之，我就不适合成为上班族的啦。

In my mind, I'm always thinking of vacations....

我整天只会计划下一个假期要到哪里去...

I want to go to Islands (Phuket, Somoa, Hawaii), enjoying the sun and water:

到布吉岛，萨摩亚，夏威夷去，享受阳光和海洋：

I want to go to New Zealand, enjoying the relaxing life:

到纽西兰去，享受悠闲生活：

I want to go back to the United States, to remind me of my college life and friends again:

到美国去，怀念我大学和朋友们的生活：

I want to go to Egypt (the trip I always look forward to), enjoying the history:

到埃及 (一直都好想去的地方)去, 欣赏历史

I want to go to Greece and Turkey, enjoying the beauty of the structure:

到希腊和土耳其去，欣赏美丽迷人的建筑

~~~ &

I want to go to North Europe (Sweden, Norway, Finland), hunting for Santa perhaps:

到北欧 (瑞典，挪威，芬兰)去, 寻找圣诞老人吧

Or, I want to hang out with my friends again - shopping, eating, singing K, clubbing, drinking, watching movie, traveling...

又或者，和我的一群死党吃喝玩乐，走遍天地，出生入死...

I just want vacations!!!

总之，我要假期!!!!

Invisible 透明

Four DOTA addicts are at home right now. One of them is my Bao Bao.

四个DOTA鬼现在正在家里。其中一个竟然是我的宝宝。
They are going to spend all night gaming, while shouting whenever they almost got killed or killed someone in the game....
今夜，这四个小鬼将不停的打电动。真把我给气疯了! 还要边打边大呼小叫个不停到天亮...

Haih.... Sleepy and felt so invisible...

Worst off, felt like I'm dead!!

唉... 超想睡，又觉得自己像个透明人似的...

更糟透的是，我好像是死的!!!

G - Force vs. Where Got Ghost 豚鼠特工队 vs. 吓倒笑

On my birthday night, I was debating which movie to watch:
生日当晚，拼了命的选电影看：
1. G - Force （豚鼠特工队）
2. Where Got Ghost （吓倒笑）

My first reaction was, "I don't want to watch movie about 3 Ginny Pigs!! It MUST BE boring..."
第一个反应，"我不想看三只白老鼠拍电影啦!! 肯定会闷死我的..."
Thus, Where Got Ghost was the final decision since the reviews said it is a funny movie.
所以，最后的决定是看吓倒笑。而且，听说还蛮好笑的啦。

In the end 结果...
=>
It scared the shit out of me!!! GOSH!!!!
干! 吓倒我快漏尿了啦!! 啊!!!

Last Wednesday, I went to watch G-Force since my friends kept describing the movie as cute and funny.
上星期三，因为朋友说豚鼠特工队好可爱，又好笑。就相信这一次吧! 去看了豚鼠特工队。

As a result 感觉...
=>
What a great movie!!! Excellant!!!
太棒了!! 好好看哦!!

Bottom line is 总结...
I should have watched G-Force on my birthday.... -_-;
我应该选择在生日当天看开心的豚鼠特工队啦... -_-;

^ Miracle ^ 奇迹 ^

"I'm out of the office at 5:00pm!!!!" ~what a miracle~
"我竟然5点准时下班耶!!!" ~真是奇迹~

Since I started to work, getting off work at 7:00pm, 9:00pm, or even 1:00am are common.
一路来，我都是不到7点，9点，甚至是凌晨1点，都别想回家的啦。

If someone gets off work at 5:00pm, typical assumptions: Must be HR person, Must be lazy person, Sure didn't work one, Father must be Boss, Trainee? (perhaps)...
若有人5点准时下班，就会有人开始三八了：一定是在人事部工作的，肯定是一条懒惰虫，靠关系入行的吧，难道是受训者吗?

The real answer - - - - - - - -> NO BOSSES ARE AT THE OFFICE!!
可是啊，真真的答案是 -----> 老板不在办公室啦!!

(Place the cursor next to the arrow. Then, press left button of your mouse, hold and scroll over to the right to view the answer.)

(自己想办法找去箭头后边的答案吧!)

Dating Scary Girlfriend 我的可怕女友

Hmm... Let's imagine what would you do if you were the great guy dating a scary girlfriend like me 哼... 试想想，若像你这么样的一个好男人却配上一个像我这么样的可怕的女友，你会如何呢:

(a) "GOD, HELP ME!" "神啊，救救我吧!"

(b) "I don't want to get my ass kicked again." "不想要再把我的屁股给你踢了啦!"

(c) "I can't take it anymore!!! huhuhu..." "呜... 我受不了了啦!!"

(d) "BITCH, GO TO HELL!!!!" "去死吧，你这个臭三八!!!"

(e) "YOU GO DIE LA!!!" "咒你死死死!!!"

(f) "Dear, I love you anyway... MUAH" "宝贝，无论如何，我都爱你... 来亲一个嘛"