Nasty Comments 残忍的评语

Can you believe it? It has been 2 years since I graduated, but I just took my graduation pictures in September 2009!! How exciting...
你信吗？我已毕业了两年。可是，我在今年的九月才拍了毕业照!! 超兴奋的耶....
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Few days ago, my sister went to the studio to check on my graduation pictures. Soon after she checked out the unedited pictures, she called me.
几天前，姐姐到了拍相馆去看看我的毕业照效果如何。看完了之后，她马上给我摇了个电话。

She said, "All your pictures look great, but ONE. I've no idea how to edit THAT ONE."
她说，"嘿，你的照片拍得还蛮不错嘛。只是有一个.... 超难看的耶。我不晓得要如何帮你修改的啦。"
"Wao! What's wrong with THAT ONE?"
"哇! 有那么难看吗?"
She answered, "You know, you look like Nga Cha Sou -- bucktooth!!"
她回答，"你知道你像谁吗？像牙檫苏 -- 龅牙的!!"
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Then, she immediately burst into endless laughter, "Wahahahahahahahahaha...."
然后，姐姐马上抱腹狂笑，"哇哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈...."
".................." Well, I was completely speechless.
".................." 吊线。有口难言。

Ouch!! What a comment. I thought I am considered as cute.
嗷，痛!!! 好绝的评语耶。我还一直都超不要脸的认为自己有点小可爱。

Me = Nga Cha Sou? "IMPOSSIBLE!!!!"
我 = 牙檫苏？"差太远了吧!!!!"

Especially for Zhen 特别为真而制

Zhen.....
SURPRISED!!!! (I know you sure are surprised!)
lalalalalalala......
真...
惊讶吧! (不要假假说没有啦，我知道你一定有的感动流泪的啦)
啦啦啦啦....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ZHEN PO,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!! -19/10/09-

祝你生日快乐，祝你生日快乐，
祝真婆生日快乐，祝你永远快乐!!! -19/10/09-

May all your wishes come true.
Stay 3Cs: Cute, Cheerful, and Clever
祝你全部，全部，全部的愿望都实现。
永远可爱迷人，开开心心，聪明伶俐

ps: Claim your present at the Service Counter. By the way, you still owe me a present too. Haha!
注：请到服务柜台索取你的礼物。哦，你还欠我一个礼物耶。哈哈!

My Piggy 我的小猪猪

According to the "Lady Weather Forcast", Somboi is going to be in cloudy and rainny mode.
Definitely NOT GOOD!
最近，"女人心情预像报告" 表示 Somboi 的心情将会是乌云密布，雷电隆隆。
两个字 --> 超烂!

Thus, Bao Bao wants to cheer me up!! He bought me a Piggy Arm Rest since I blog too much!
Definitely SO CUTE!
所以，宝宝一直想要如何逗我开心!! 结果，宝宝买了一个扶手的小猪猪。这样我就可以天天写布落格了!
两个字 --> 超棒!

--> My Piggy, but her Grows In The Dark function failed somehow!
可是，我的小猪猪不会在夜里发光! 大楷是坏了啦!

Bao Bao & Computer 宝宝与电脑

Today is "Bao Bao & Computer Day".
今天是 "宝宝与电脑日"。

In the morning, Bao Bao mentioned about getting his computer fixed.
一大清早，宝宝就说今天一定要把坏了的电脑搞定。

In the afternoon, Bao Bao went to buy all the parts for his computer.
下午，宝宝就把所有所需的电脑材料都给买齐了。

In the evening, Bao Bao was so excited fixing his computer.
傍晚，宝宝好兴奋的在弄电脑。

At night, Bao Bao is still working on his computer. Hopefully his computer up for DOTA tonight.
晚上，宝宝还在继续修电脑。希望可以把它修好，那就可以通宵打电动了 - DOTA.

In the midnight, Bao Bao still had not firgued out the way to fix his computer. So, no DOTA for the night.
半夜，宝宝还没搞董到底电脑是出了什么问题。结果，没得打电动。

NOW (morning?), Bao Bao is getting pissed off with his computer. Ya, it is still NOT FIXED.
现在(凌晨了?), 宝宝发彪了。是的，电脑还没修好。

Next, I guess Bao Bao might give up on his computer. Because I would.
接下来，我想宝宝会发彪到放弃吧。因为，若是我，我一定会。
--> WHAT THE HELL!!!! 去死吧!!!

Luckiest Girl 幸福女子

Today, I am the luckiest girl in the world!!
今天，我封自己为全世界最幸福的女子!!

Early in the morning, Bao Bao cuts me some dragon fruits for breakfast.
一大清早，宝宝就为我切龙珠果当早餐。
Later on, Bao Bao cooks me pasta for lunch.
之后，宝宝还煮了意大利面给我吃。
After that, Bao Bao cuts and applies salt to pineapple for me so that I will not hurt my tongue from eating the pineapple.
还有，宝宝切了凤梨，还沾上盐以免我吃的时候割伤了舌头。
Next, Bao Bao washes my car inside and outside.
然后，宝宝帮我把车子洗得一干二净。
Then, Bao Bao prepares dinner.
最后，宝宝还为我准备晚餐!!

I went to the kitchen and asked Bao Bao, "You're so busy with household stuff today. You must be so tired now."
好过意不去哦，便马上跑去了厨房问宝宝, "宝, 你忙了一整天的家务, 一定累死了!"

Bao Bao answered, "If I am busy with household stuff, that means you can relax and enjoy more. Isn't that better?"
宝宝却回答,"如果我忙的话，那就代表你可以有多一点的时间休息啰! 那不是很好吗?"
"Awww.... Bao Bao, You're the best thing happens to me!"
"奥.... 宝宝，你是全世界最棒的了!!"

讨厌的家伙！

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最近心情超差！都是因为他。

办公室里有一个讨厌死了的家伙！看到他的前面，就讨厌倒他的后面。看到他的影子，就已经想吐！听到他讲的话，都会让我的心情超不爽！

总之就是讨厌他啦！恨不得一巴把他扫过去！一脚把他踢到非洲去！咒他十年没得升级！讨厌死我了！为什么会有这样的人！杀了我吧！
让我死了，就算了吧...

Need vacations 我要假期

Although I can do well at work, I am just not excited to wake up for work. In short, I'm just not a working material.
虽然，我可以是一个女强人，但是，我却超讨厌为了上班而起床。总之，我就不适合成为上班族的啦。

In my mind, I'm always thinking of vacations....

我整天只会计划下一个假期要到哪里去...

I want to go to Islands (Phuket, Somoa, Hawaii), enjoying the sun and water:

到布吉岛，萨摩亚，夏威夷去，享受阳光和海洋：

I want to go to New Zealand, enjoying the relaxing life:

到纽西兰去，享受悠闲生活：

I want to go back to the United States, to remind me of my college life and friends again:

到美国去，怀念我大学和朋友们的生活：

I want to go to Egypt (the trip I always look forward to), enjoying the history:

到埃及 (一直都好想去的地方)去, 欣赏历史

I want to go to Greece and Turkey, enjoying the beauty of the structure:

到希腊和土耳其去，欣赏美丽迷人的建筑

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I want to go to North Europe (Sweden, Norway, Finland), hunting for Santa perhaps:

到北欧 (瑞典，挪威，芬兰)去, 寻找圣诞老人吧

Or, I want to hang out with my friends again - shopping, eating, singing K, clubbing, drinking, watching movie, traveling...

又或者，和我的一群死党吃喝玩乐，走遍天地，出生入死...

I just want vacations!!!

总之，我要假期!!!!