Thursday, January 28, 2010

Rejected 拒绝

Last weekend, I made Bao Bao called to One FM and say "I love my girlfriend".
Apparently, One FM records the conversation before broadcasting it.
上个星期我要宝宝透过1电台向我表白。
原来,在还没播放前,1电台的主词人得把对白给录起来先。

Bao Bao had a long conversation with the One FM DJ, while I was waiting to hear the conversation through the broadcast later.
宝宝和1电台的主词人谈了好久,而我则等待听电台播放宝宝的对白。

GUESS WHAT??
Bao Bao was REJECTED by One FM!!!
猜一猜结果如何?
宝宝竟然被1电台拒绝了!!!!
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One FM deleted the conversation and DID NOT broadcast it....
One FM is so bad!!!!
Perhaps Bao Bao is really poor at communication skills.
1电台把宝宝的对白给删除了,完全没有播放也。
1电台太讨厌了啦!!!!
难道宝宝的语言能力真的这么差吗?

Friday, January 22, 2010

中文谜语 chinese riddle

我都快疯了!
就让你猜一个谜语吧!

***提示:猜一个字***
上面是一个"人"字。
下面是两撇。
那两撇的写法是:
1。首先,写大象的"象"
2。那两撇就像"象"的下面两撇
好了,快快猜一猜吧!猜到我就拜你为神仙!
***答案:***
(自己想办法找出"答案:"后边的字吧! **我把字涂黑色的**)

注: 我十二岁的妹妹通过电话要我教她拚中文字。否则,她就会呜~呜~呜~的哭了。

天啊,原来"介"和"象"是有关系的。
杀了我吧,别然我半死不活的!

Chinese Riddle, no English Translation... SORRY!

Voiceless 有口难言

Not sure where I got this crazy sore throat...
不晓得从哪里带来的喉咙痛。

Now, I pretty much cannot:
现在,我几乎不能:
1. Yell at people, 骂人,
2. Shout at people, 吼人,
3. Talk to people, 讲话,
4. Laugh with people, 大笑,
5. Cannot do anything with my voice.... 总之跟声音有关的都不行...

Sad.... 伤透了我的心....
Mouth without voice... 有口难言...

Sunday, January 17, 2010

Foul Mood 情绪低潮

Maybe my heart is not with me...
或许我的心已经没感觉了...

Easily angry,
Easily annoyed,
Easily upset!
动不动就发脾气,
动不动就觉得反感,
动不动就讨厌!

Haih.... What's wrong with me?
I'm just not happy.....
Feel like hiding somewhere forever...
唉.... 我究竟是怎么了?
总之就是不开心...
好想把自己藏起来,永远的在人间里消失...

Emotion Status: Still in Foul Mood
情绪状态: 还在低潮时期

Enzyme 孝素

Firt time DIY Enzyme... 第一次自制孝素也~~
1. Environmental 环保孝素

2. Health 健康孝素

So far, they both look good...
We will find out after three months.
Hopefully they both still look good....
目前为止,它们俩都满健康。
期待三个月后的它们~~
希望是健健康康啦。

Alvin & the Chipmunks 2 艾尔文与花栗鼠2

It is a cute movie and fill with lessons!
好可爱的一部电影。而且还附有教育性呢!

Lesson #1:第一课:
Even the chipmunks need to have girlfrinds, I need to have a boyfriend too!
就连花栗鼠都有女朋友,那我更应该拥有个男朋友啦!

Lesson #2:第二课:
Even the chipmunks will choose to have girlfriends with same color clothes, same chubbiness, same glasses, I need to have a fat, short, dark boyfriend to match my appearance. Stop hunting for cute, tall, macho boyfriend.
就连花栗鼠都晓得以自己的外貌,身形来给自己配个女友,那我也应该物以类聚,人一群分的来找一个又肥,又矮,又黑的男友。不应该再幻想要个又帅,又高,又猛的男友了。
--->>
Lesson #3:第三课:
When I think about it, I will add to the list. Stay tune!
暂时还没想到,想到时再告诉你啦!耐心等等吧!

Sunday, January 10, 2010

Bath 洗澡

"La...la...la...la..."
I was enjoying my hot bath...
"啦... 啦... 啦... 啦..."
我在享受着热泡泡澡...
"Ah!!!!!!"
All the sudden, Popo pushed and accidentally opened the bathroom door....
"啊!!!!!!"
突然间,婆婆不停的推着浴室的门。一不小心,浴室的门竟然被打开了....
Errrr.....
Popo looked at me, and I looked at Popo...
吊线....
婆婆看着我,我看着婆婆....

Waiting 等待

It has been three days....
I have not heard anything from you...
I hope you know I am still waiting...
and I will keep waiting...
Hope to hear from you soon!

等了三天...
还没有你的消息...
好希望你知道我还在等待...
一直的在等着...
希望可以早日听见你的消息!

Saturday, January 9, 2010

Angry 气死我了

One of my worst Saturdays....
最烂的星期六...


About a month ago, I promised myself that I will not take the "SECRET LADY" to anywhere anymore. This is to avoid being yelled at in case I am lost on the road or my car runs out of gas. On top of that, I do not want to waste my precious time staying out late doing nothing, but bored.
一个月前,我答应自己不再载"秘密女人"到任何地方了。免得开错路,车没油时受挨骂。更糟的是把我的青春全都浪费在坐着等。

Yesterday, the "SECRET LADY" asked me to take her out tonight for a house-warming dinner.
She said, "We just go eat, then, straight to home."
I answered, "I don't want to go... If you needed a car, you can take my car, I would rather stay home than being bored at a place where I know nobody."
She convinced, "Really, it will just be eat and home."
So, I agreed to take her. One last trust.
昨天,"秘密女人"要我今晚载她去参加一个迁居喜宴。
她说:"走,我们一起去吃。吃了就走人。"
我便说:"我不要去了啦。你就拿我的车子去吧。我不想要坐在那里无聊,宁愿做个宅女。"
她又说到:"真的啦,这次真的是吃了就走人。
结果,我又答应了她。最后一次。

HOW STUPID!!!!
We went out at 5:30pm, and I arrived home at 10:30pm!!!!
First, we had dinner at the house-warming party...
Then, she went talking, talking, and more talking with the "strangers"...
Then, she went talking, talking, and talking again with more "strangers"...
Then, she said, "Let's go and have supper!!"
笨死了!!!!
5:30pm 出门,10:30pm 才到家!!!
我们先去捧场那迁居喜宴。之后,她就到处搭讪"陌生人"。搭讪好了这个,又搭讪另外一个"陌生人"。搭讪完了之后,她说:"走,我们一起去宵夜吧!!"


JUST KILL ME!!!
How dare you lie to me that it will just be "Eat and Home"!!!
疯了!! 杀了我吧!!你尽敢骗本小姐说"吃了就走人"!!!!

Friday, January 8, 2010

Did You Hear about Morgans 蒸发的摩根一家

"Did You Hear about Morgans"
I love the movie!!!!
MUST WATCH!!!!!!!
or you will regret and blame on me...
But MUST bring your love one to create the romantic atmosphere...
~think too much, crazily in love~
"蒸发的摩根一家"
好爱这部电影哦!!!
一定一定一定得看!!!
否则你会后悔莫及的来怪我...
可是,一定一定要带你的爱人哦,这样会比较浪漫...
~想太多了啦,花痴~

Huge Grant is so CUTE!!!
He has such a SEXY voice!!!
He is so FUNNY!!!!
He is super ROMANTIC!!!!
I want a boyfriend like him....
休·格兰特好帅气哦!!!
他的声音超性感的嘞!!!
他好好玩又搞笑!!!
他也超级无敌的浪漫哦!!!
我要一个像他一样的男朋友啦...

But I think he is a play boy......
~disappointed~
可惜,他听说是个花花公子耶...
~心碎了~

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Bye-Bye 拜拜

It is about time to say Goodbye:
是时候说告别了:

1. Goodbye to Year 2009 拜拜2009年
2. Goodbye to Night Shift Life 拜拜夜班生活
3. Goodbye to my stalker (wahahaha...) 拜拜暗恋我的人(哇哈哈哈!)
4. Goodbye to my Bao Bao 拜拜我的宝宝
5. Goodbye to life without Internet 拜拜没上网的生活
6. Goodbye to my Laptop (will be my sister's ~sad~) 拜拜我的手提电脑(被妹妹骗走了~可恶~)
7. Goodbye to my old hair-style 拜拜旧发型
8. Goodbye to my old love (secret!!) 拜拜我的旧爱(秘密,不告诉你)
Time to accept new changes!!!
Ganbatte!!!
是时候接受新的改变了啦!!!
加油!!!

Christmas 2009圣诞

I had a happy & sad Christmas 2009....
过了一个又笑又哭的2009圣诞....
~~SAD~~ 又哭 ~~
My favorite Christmas stuff toy became a volleyball, soccer, basketball....
Everyone kept throwing, kicking, toasting him around....
Left him with dirt and smell....
我最心爱的圣诞娃娃被当成了排球,足球,篮球...
每个人不停的把它给扔来扔去,踢来踢去,丢来丢去的...
让他遍体鳞伤,又脏又臭...


~~HAPPY~~ 又笑 ~~
To make me happy again, hehe, my Bao Bao clean up my favorite Christmas stuff toy!!!
On top of that, my Bao Bao also bought me a new Kappo!!!!!
Now, I have 3 Kappo (Daddy, Older Brother, Younger Brother) and a Tony-Tony-Chopper's brother!!!!
宝宝为了要弄我开心,嘿嘿,他竟然亲手帮娃娃冲凉!!!
然后,宝宝还买了一个卡宝猴给我!!!!
现在,我有三个卡宝猴了(爸爸,哥哥,弟弟)和一个Tony-Tony-Chopper的兄弟!!!!

I am happy again!!!!! Amazing!!!
突然间,我又快了起来了!!!!! 好神奇哦!!!!