Friday, December 18, 2009

I'm ALONE 单身贵族

Pretty much, ALL my friends are having boyfriend or hubby.
Among all, most of them are engaged, if not married.
Some with kids already.
几乎我全部的朋友,不是有了男朋友,就是早有老公了。
当中,大多数要不是已订婚,就是早就结婚了。
有些还已经有小孩了。
-->-->
Me? I AM ALONE!!!!!
My Bao Bao is leaving me to Singapore.
Long Distance Relationship!!!!!
Does that ever work?
而我呢?还是个单身贵族也!!!
我的宝宝就要离我而去,到新加坡了啦。
远距离交往!!!!
行得通吗?

Thus far, all my relationships broke up because of distance....
What should I do?
到目前为止,我之前所有的交往都是因远距离而分手的。
现在,我该如何啦?

a) Should I believe in God? 应该相信上帝的安排吗?
b) Should I start hunting for a new one? 或许应该开始找个新男友了啦。
c) Should I stay alone for the rest of my life? 难道应该孤独一辈子吗?
d) Should I follow my Bao Bao to Singapore? 还是,应该死沉浪打的牵着宝宝到新加坡去?
e) Should I start blind-dating or arranged marriage? 要不然就要选择盲目约会或干脆相亲吧?
GOD, SAVE ME!! 神啊,救救我吧!

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Night Shift 夜班

Why am I joining the night shift?????
So tired, so miserable, such a self-torture.....
为什么我得上夜班?
又累,又痛苦,真是一种自虐行动....

Walking around like a zombie,
talking like a maniac...
Half dead!
走路如行尸一般,
讲话如疯子一般...
快死了啦!

I value sleep even more now!!!!!
YOU better give me back my sleep!!!!!
or, I WILL KILL YOU!!!!
不得不选择更加珍惜睡眠了!!!!!
你!快把我的睡眠还回会给我!
否则, 杀了你!!!!!

Please feed me with "Stay Awake" pills!!!!
我需要 "不眠" 丸子!!!!

Sunday, December 6, 2009

Ninja Assassin 忍者刺客

At the ticket counter, my friends asked the counter, "What's good?"
在买票处,我的朋友问到: "有什么好介绍的吗?"
He answered, "Couple Retreat is good."
服务员回答: "伴侣度假村还不错."
My friends was like, "What's next best?"
"其他的呢?"
He answered, "Jump is pretty good too."
"跳出去也蛮不错的哦."
Then, my friends said, "Let's get 3 tickets for Ninja Assassin!"
"哼, 给我们3张忍者刺客的电影票吧!"
He was like, "......" and in his mind, "Why did you ask me at the first place?"
服务员吊线,心想: "....... 不听我意见,干嘛问我啊......"
-->(his expression: 服务员表情)
Throughout the movie, I barely opened my eyes.
GOSH!!!! It's so freaking bloody!!!
啊! 整部电影里,我几乎没有睁开过眼睛!
天啊!!! 怎么会有这么残忍,血粼粼的电影阿!

I should have just paid half price for the movie since I watched it with only ONE eye!!
We should have listened to the ticket counter.
我只应该付一半的电影费啦! 因为我只用一只眼睛来看这部电影!!!!
唉... 因该听那服务员的意见啦。

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Addicted 上瘾

In October, I was addicted to Bliss....
In November, I was addicted to Facebook...
In December, I am addicted to anime - [ONE PIECE]!!!!
十月,我上了Bliss瘾...
十一月,我上了YY网瘾...
十二月,我上了日本动漫瘾 - [海贼王]!!!


I cannot get my eyes off from you - my precious Luffy-san!!!
I keep going back for more of you - my precious Luffy-san!!!
我的眼神离不开我的宝贝路飞!!!
我离不开我的宝贝路飞!!!

My Bao Bao starts to get jealous at my imaginary precious boyfriend - Luffy-san....
害得我的宝宝开始不停的吃我那梦幻男友- 路飞的醋了...

Friday, December 4, 2009

Perfect Name

Typically, size S fits perfectly on me.
But now.... My big belly goes better with size M!!!
I am growing horizontally!!!

Daddy, Mommy....
Why did you name me as Siaw Mei Lo??
The initial is SML - predicted to move from size S to size M, then end with size L!!

When will I grow into size L??
I don't want, don't want, DON'T WANT!!!

*不好意识,没有中文版。翻译不出来啦... 就请你看看 [我的"三八"名字] 篇吧!*

我的"三八"名字

我的人生快被“三八” 打败了!!

1- 一来到世上,就被自己的名字给“三八”了!数一数笔画吧---> 罗小玫 = 8 “3 8

2- 满十二岁时,就被马来西亚的身份证号码给“三八”了!看好最后的四个数字啦---> 840918-13-5438 = 我是“三八”!

3- 大学四年级时,就被第一个不及格的分数给“三八”了!课室平均是70%。 我尽然给我考了个 38%!!!!!!!! ---> 怎么考的,好“三八”哦!!!

现在,只希望不会在我 “38” 岁时,嫁给一个“三八”老公。还要被他“三八”个“38”年!! 那我就可以心满意足了。

我不要再和"三八"撤上任何关系了啦!!! 救命啊!!!


* oppss... there is no English Translation. Please refer to [Perfect Name] blog entree instead. *

The End 句号

Finally, I can temperorily enjoy life without...
终于可以暂时摆脱了如此的生活...
1. Midnight phone calls 三更半夜被电话吵醒
2. Early morning calls 一大清早被电话吵醒
3. Late night work 干不完的活
4. Endless meetings 开不完的会议
5. Mailbox full issue 电邮箱天天都爆炸

Everything has ended....
Yeah!!! I finally can have my full 12-hours of sleep before I begin with night-shift life....
一切终于画上了句号...
我又可以再回到那拥有12-小时睡眠的生活了!!