I'm ALONE 单身贵族

Pretty much, ALL my friends are having boyfriend or hubby.

Among all, most of them are engaged, if not married.

Some with kids already.

几乎我全部的朋友，不是有了男朋友，就是早有老公了。

当中，大多数要不是已订婚，就是早就结婚了。

有些还已经有小孩了。

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Me? I AM ALONE!!!!!
My Bao Bao is leaving me to Singapore.

Long Distance Relationship!!!!!

Does that ever work?

而我呢？还是个单身贵族也!!!

我的宝宝就要离我而去，到新加坡了啦。

远距离交往!!!!

行得通吗？

Thus far, all my relationships broke up because of distance....

What should I do?

到目前为止，我之前所有的交往都是因远距离而分手的。

现在，我该如何啦？

a) Should I believe in God? 应该相信上帝的安排吗？

b) Should I start hunting for a new one? 或许应该开始找个新男友了啦。

c) Should I stay alone for the rest of my life? 难道应该孤独一辈子吗？

d) Should I follow my Bao Bao to Singapore? 还是，应该死沉浪打的牵着宝宝到新加坡去？

e) Should I start blind-dating or arranged marriage? 要不然就要选择盲目约会或干脆相亲吧？

GOD, SAVE ME!! 神啊，救救我吧！

Night Shift 夜班

Why am I joining the night shift?????
So tired, so miserable, such a self-torture.....
为什么我得上夜班？
又累，又痛苦，真是一种自虐行动....

Walking around like a zombie,
talking like a maniac...
Half dead!
走路如行尸一般，
讲话如疯子一般...
快死了啦！

I value sleep even more now!!!!!
YOU better give me back my sleep!!!!!
or, I WILL KILL YOU!!!!
不得不选择更加珍惜睡眠了!!!!!
你！快把我的睡眠还回会给我！
否则, 杀了你!!!!!

Please feed me with "Stay Awake" pills!!!!
我需要 "不眠" 丸子!!!!

Ninja Assassin 忍者刺客

At the ticket counter, my friends asked the counter, "What's good?"

在买票处，我的朋友问到: "有什么好介绍的吗?"

He answered, "Couple Retreat is good."

服务员回答: "伴侣度假村还不错."

My friends was like, "What's next best?"

"其他的呢?"

He answered, "Jump is pretty good too."

"跳出去也蛮不错的哦."

Then, my friends said, "Let's get 3 tickets for Ninja Assassin!"

"哼, 给我们3张忍者刺客的电影票吧!"

He was like, "......" and in his mind, "Why did you ask me at the first place?"

服务员吊线，心想: "....... 不听我意见，干嘛问我啊......"

-->(his expression: 服务员表情)
Throughout the movie, I barely opened my eyes.

GOSH!!!! It's so freaking bloody!!!

啊! 整部电影里，我几乎没有睁开过眼睛!

天啊!!! 怎么会有这么残忍，血粼粼的电影阿!

I should have just paid half price for the movie since I watched it with only ONE eye!!

We should have listened to the ticket counter.

我只应该付一半的电影费啦! 因为我只用一只眼睛来看这部电影!!!!

唉... 因该听那服务员的意见啦。

Addicted 上瘾

In October, I was addicted to Bliss....
In November, I was addicted to Facebook...
In December, I am addicted to anime - [ONE PIECE]!!!!
十月，我上了Bliss瘾...
十一月，我上了YY网瘾...
十二月，我上了日本动漫瘾 - [海贼王]!!!


I cannot get my eyes off from you - my precious Luffy-san!!!
I keep going back for more of you - my precious Luffy-san!!!
我的眼神离不开我的宝贝路飞!!!
我离不开我的宝贝路飞!!!

My Bao Bao starts to get jealous at my imaginary precious boyfriend - Luffy-san....
害得我的宝宝开始不停的吃我那梦幻男友- 路飞的醋了...

Perfect Name

Typically, size S fits perfectly on me.
But now.... My big belly goes better with size M!!!
I am growing horizontally!!!

Daddy, Mommy....
Why did you name me as Siaw Mei Lo??
The initial is SML - predicted to move from size S to size M, then end with size L!!

When will I grow into size L??
I don't want, don't want, DON'T WANT!!!

*不好意识，没有中文版。翻译不出来啦... 就请你看看 [我的"三八"名字] 篇吧!*

我的"三八"名字

我的人生快被“三八” 打败了！！

1- 一来到世上，就被自己的名字给“三八”了！数一数笔画吧---> 罗小玫 = 8 “3 8”

2- 满十二岁时，就被马来西亚的身份证号码给“三八”了！看好最后的四个数字啦---> 840918-13-5438 = 我是“三八”！

3- 大学四年级时，就被第一个不及格的分数给“三八”了！课室平均是70%。 我尽然给我考了个 38%!!!!!!!! ---> 怎么考的，好“三八”哦！！！

现在，只希望不会在我 “38” 岁时，嫁给一个“三八”老公。还要被他“三八”个“38”年！！ 那我就可以心满意足了。

我不要再和"三八"撤上任何关系了啦!!! 救命啊!!!


* oppss... there is no English Translation. Please refer to [Perfect Name] blog entree instead. *

The End 句号

Finally, I can temperorily enjoy life without...
终于可以暂时摆脱了如此的生活...
1. Midnight phone calls 三更半夜被电话吵醒
2. Early morning calls 一大清早被电话吵醒
3. Late night work 干不完的活
4. Endless meetings 开不完的会议
5. Mailbox full issue 电邮箱天天都爆炸

Everything has ended....
Yeah!!! I finally can have my full 12-hours of sleep before I begin with night-shift life....
一切终于画上了句号...
我又可以再回到那拥有12-小时睡眠的生活了!!

Shopping 购物

I want to go shopping!!!!
I want to buy new clothes!!!
I want to buy many, many, many new clothes!!!!
我要逛街!!!
我要买新衣!!!
我要买很多，很多，很多的新衣!!!!

I want to go to Hong Kong,
I want to go to China,
I want to go to Taiwan for clothing shopping!!!!
我要去香港，
我要去中国，
我要去台湾逛街买新衣!!!

I have computer,
I have Internet,
I have air-asia website,
BUT, I don't know how to find ZERO SEAT deal!!!
我有电脑，
我有网际网络，
我有亚航网站，
可是，我不晓得如何购买免费机位!!!

TEACH ME!!!! PLEASE!!!
教教我嘛!!! 拜托，拜托啦....

Massage

My back hurts for about a week already. So, I went for a full body massage today. Hopefully I will return with "No More Pain".
背痛了一个星期了。今天，终于决定去来一个全身按摩。希望回来时，就可以向背痛说拜拜。

Three hour later... 三个小时后...
After Paying ~RM80... 付了八十零吉...

MY BACK HURTS EVEN MORE!!!
怎么我的背尽让变得更痛!!!

Why did I spend that money?
宁愿把钱丢海算了。

~Dying Mode~ 本人已死 ~

Empty 空白

Have been so busy with work, including weekend, late night, and early morning.
最近快把我给忙死了。早上，下午，晚上，就连周末都得工作。

Now, my brain is filled with work terminology, and my face is occupied by pimples.
现在，我的脑袋打结了，满脸都是痘痘。好丑哦！

My body is controlled by cellphone:
手机呢，它就变成了我身体的遥控机：
When it rings, I will rush to the phone without thinking. (Even when I am sleeping.)
手机一响，我就会亲不自禁的冲着去接电话。（睡觉时也不列外。好可悲哦！）

Worst off, I have no idea what to update on my blog.
更糟的是，我的脑袋一片空白，完全没有意识写部落格了啦。

Glasses 四眼妹妹

It was believed that when one reaches the age of 21, the eye sight stabilized. I guess that doesn't apply to me.
听说二十一岁之后，眼力就会比较稳定了。可是，为什么我的却是例外呢？

I am >21 years old with perfect eye sight. 我满二十一岁好久了。而且，一路都是标准眼力的耶。
BUT!!!!!! (why everything has to have a twist?) 可是，生命却偏偏爱唱反调的。

Lately, i tried so hard to recognize 1) 8 from 6, 2) n from m, 3) c from o, 4) 1 from 7, 5) i from j
最近，我的眼睛都好吃力的分别数目字以及英文字母。糟透了！

So, today I decided to go for eye check-up. 所以，我今天马上就去检查了眼睛。
Result: My right eye is experiencing far sighted issue.....
结果：我的右眼竟然近视了！ 靠腰！

huhuhuhu... I don't want to wear glasses!!!!! HELP ME!!!!
哭死我了啦！ 我不想戴眼镜啦！救命啊！

Maybe I should start boycotting computer...
或许我应该停止一切和电脑有关的活动。
or Maybe I should just stay cool with glasses....
又或许我应该乖乖的作个酷倒毙的四眼妹妹。

Facebook Addict YY网迷

I am addicted to facebook, just like the vedeo below:
我上了YY网瘾，就如以下的短片一样：


THIS VEDEO IS TAKEN FROM YUK HENG HA'S FACEBOOK.

Hopefully I won't die as a Facebook Addict...
希望我不会被YY网给迷死吧!!

Cheesecake 奶酪蛋糕

I am overwhelming with work.
超级无敌的压力。

Luckily, Bao Bao is here with me.
还好，有宝宝陪着我。

Bao Bao baked me Cheesecake - his first trial!!
宝宝决定做奶酪蛋糕奖赏我 - 可是宝宝第一次哦
1) Instead of condensed milk, he accidentally used vaporized milk! 下错牛奶!
- the whole thing becomes watery 结果蛋糕水水的
2) Instead of chocolate powder, he accidentally used coffee powder!!　原本是要做巧克力蛋糕，却下错了咖啡粉
- the key point is: I HATE COFFEE 重点是：我讨厌咖啡

3) But it turns out to be GREAT! 可是，味道还不赖耶!

Bao Bao prepared Jelly for me too - his specialties!!
宝宝也给我做了果冻耶 - 宝宝的拿手好菜
1) Simply Excellent!! 超棒!!

I'm simply LUCKY!! 我好幸福哦!!

Girls, ya, you can be jealous.
女生们，是啊，你可以开始妒嫉我了。
Boys, ya, you should start learning some skills from my Bao Bao.
男生们，你呀，可以开始向我宝宝好好学习学习了啦。

Too Much 过分

It's weekend, but feels like working day.
周末，可是却仿佛工作日似的。

0000hr - RING... Ring... ring... 呤呤呤....
0400hr - Hello.... 哈罗...
0800hr - Hi.... 嘿...
1200hr - Tell me what happen!! 告诉我到底发生了什么事!!
1600hr - Why is this happening?! 为什么会发生这种事?!
2000hr - Is it fixed already?! 问题解决了没?!
2400hr - Updates? 给我报告最新消息。

ENOUGH!!!! 够了啦!!!
I HATE CELLPHONE!!! 我恨死手机了啦!! 丢海算了啦!!

I was on the phone about work - all day, all night!
一天到晚都在谈公事! 烦死了!
I am supposed to be on vacation!!!
原本今天是我的休息日嘞... 好难过哦....

Happy Halloween 万圣夜快乐

I wish I were out partying....
派队!派队! 我要派队!

And not a loser working from home....
不要做个失败者，连在家都得整天工作...

Happy Halloween to All
祝福大家万圣夜快乐

Let me be the biggest loser in 2009!
就让我封为2009年最废的人物吧!

FAT 肥

My colleague and I were having bathroom chat.
我和一个同事在厕所里三八。
We chat about nonsense....
聊些有的没的。

Out of the sudden, "Hi, you are more filling now! Your pants are tighter now!"
刹那间，"嘿，你好像比较肉肉了耶! 看，连裤子都紧了!"
"....." What am I supposed to answer?
"呃..." 我该如何回答才好喔?


Am I categorized as FAT already?
难道，我已经被列为肥胖组了?

Smile 笑

Bao Bao always knows how to make me SMILE.
宝宝的强项就是逗我开心了。
{smile... 笑一个}
My Sunday Morning 我的星期天早上:
8:00am - Zzzz....
9:00am - Zzzz....
10:00am - Zzz...z...z....
10:30am - "Babe, wake up. Get ready for breakfast, then church." "宝贝，快起床了啦。吃了早餐，就要去教会了啦。"
10:35am - "Babe, wake up now or we will be late for church. I'd made you breakfast." "宝贝，再不起床就可要迟到了啦。我给你准备了早餐哦。"
10:45am - "How's it? You like it?" "如何？还喜欢吗?"
10:55am - Sunday Service. 崇拜主日。

Bao Bao's Sunday Morning 宝宝的星期天早上:
8:00am - Stupid mowing machine woke Bao Bao up. 吵死人的割草机把宝宝给吵醒了。
9:00am - Hmm... Maybe I should prepare a nice breakfast for my Babe. 哼... 竟然都醒了，那就给我的宝贝做早餐吧。
10:00am - Done! 搞定!
10:30am - Time to wake my Babe up. 是时候唤醒宝贝了啦。
10:35am - Still trying to get my Babe out of her bed. 宝贝还不肯起床。真难搞!
10:45am - Babe finally woke up to have breakfast! 宝贝终于起床吃我弄的爱心早餐了!
10:55am - Going to church feeling happy because Babe loved the chocolate cake I baked especially for her this morning. 好开心哦! 宝贝爱吃宝宝特别为她准备的巧克力蛋糕耶。
{happy together... 我们幸福}
What a great way to start a Sunday. Bao Bao, poor thing....
星期天，幸福的开始。宝宝，那就辛苦你了啦....

Next Stop 下一站

Announcement 报告!!!
{listen to me! 听我的}
Next Stop下一站: United States of America (美国)
Excuse 借口: Reunion on Thanksgiving 2010 (2010年感恩节团聚)
Duration 多久: 2-3 weeks / 1 month (2-3个星期 / 1个月)
Wanted 被通缉的: Related to Lehigh University or/and Bethlehem Calvary Baptized Church (凡是和理海大学 或者/还有 和伯利恒浸信会有关的)

Details 详细质料:
1. Catch up with all my buddies in the States (八卦老友的消息)
2. Black Friday shopping (黑色星期五逛街日)
3. Thanksgiving Dinner (感恩聚餐)
4. Mini trip 短游 - cruise, road trip, island... (乘船游览，乘车游览，岛上游览...)
5. FOOD & FUN 吃喝玩乐 - NYC? Vegas? (纽约城市? 拉斯维加斯?)
6. Meet new faces 见新面孔 - Caleb?? (林知源?)
7. Improve English & Mandarin speaking skills? (磨练中英沟通能力?)
8. Enjoy the cool/cold climate (享受凉爽气候)
{wu.... 爽}
Pending 县而未决:
1. Buddies (you know who you are), we better make this trip happens!!!! 朋友们，努力的实现这个梦想吧!!!
2. Boss, please approve my vacation... Pleaseeeee.... 老板，求求你就放我走嘛... 摆脱啦....
{pleaseee... 可以啦}
Gosh! I can't wait! 天啊! 我已迫不及待了啦!
Mad happy just by thinking of it.... 想到都会自己偷笑了啦...
{yipee... 哇....}
USA, here I come AGAIN!!! Welcome me!!
美国，我又回来了!!! 快欢迎我啊!!

I WANT MORE 我还要

I am definitely addicted.
我肯定是上瘾了。


Some people are addicted to caffeine, 有些人上了咖啡因瘾，
some to cigarettes, 还有些是烟瘾，
some to alcohol, 更有些是酒瘾，
some to drugs, 甚至有些是毒瘾，
others to computer games. 其他的是电动游戏机瘾。

Me? I am totally addicted to Bliss!!!!
而我呢？我竟然是上了Bliss瘾!!!

6 bottles of Bliss (Yogurt Drink) in a weekend!!!
一个周末里，我喝了六大瓶Bliss (酸奶饮品)耶!!!

I better quit before Bliss takes over me...
我一定要把Bliss给戒了!! 否则，我就快被Bliss打败了啦....

ps: Bao Bao, it's all your fault. You shouldn't have bought that as a treat...
注：宝宝，都是你的错啦。你不应该买那饮品来宠坏我啦...

Nasty Comments 残忍的评语

Can you believe it? It has been 2 years since I graduated, but I just took my graduation pictures in September 2009!! How exciting...
你信吗？我已毕业了两年。可是，我在今年的九月才拍了毕业照!! 超兴奋的耶....
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Few days ago, my sister went to the studio to check on my graduation pictures. Soon after she checked out the unedited pictures, she called me.
几天前，姐姐到了拍相馆去看看我的毕业照效果如何。看完了之后，她马上给我摇了个电话。

She said, "All your pictures look great, but ONE. I've no idea how to edit THAT ONE."
她说，"嘿，你的照片拍得还蛮不错嘛。只是有一个.... 超难看的耶。我不晓得要如何帮你修改的啦。"
"Wao! What's wrong with THAT ONE?"
"哇! 有那么难看吗?"
She answered, "You know, you look like Nga Cha Sou -- bucktooth!!"
她回答，"你知道你像谁吗？像牙檫苏 -- 龅牙的!!"
==>
Then, she immediately burst into endless laughter, "Wahahahahahahahahaha...."
然后，姐姐马上抱腹狂笑，"哇哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈...."
".................." Well, I was completely speechless.
".................." 吊线。有口难言。

Ouch!! What a comment. I thought I am considered as cute.
嗷，痛!!! 好绝的评语耶。我还一直都超不要脸的认为自己有点小可爱。

Me = Nga Cha Sou? "IMPOSSIBLE!!!!"
我 = 牙檫苏？"差太远了吧!!!!"

Especially for Zhen 特别为真而制

Zhen.....
SURPRISED!!!! (I know you sure are surprised!)
lalalalalalala......
真...
惊讶吧! (不要假假说没有啦，我知道你一定有的感动流泪的啦)
啦啦啦啦....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ZHEN PO,
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!! -19/10/09-

祝你生日快乐，祝你生日快乐，
祝真婆生日快乐，祝你永远快乐!!! -19/10/09-

May all your wishes come true.
Stay 3Cs: Cute, Cheerful, and Clever
祝你全部，全部，全部的愿望都实现。
永远可爱迷人，开开心心，聪明伶俐

ps: Claim your present at the Service Counter. By the way, you still owe me a present too. Haha!
注：请到服务柜台索取你的礼物。哦，你还欠我一个礼物耶。哈哈!

My Piggy 我的小猪猪

According to the "Lady Weather Forcast", Somboi is going to be in cloudy and rainny mode.
Definitely NOT GOOD!
最近，"女人心情预像报告" 表示 Somboi 的心情将会是乌云密布，雷电隆隆。
两个字 --> 超烂!

Thus, Bao Bao wants to cheer me up!! He bought me a Piggy Arm Rest since I blog too much!
Definitely SO CUTE!
所以，宝宝一直想要如何逗我开心!! 结果，宝宝买了一个扶手的小猪猪。这样我就可以天天写布落格了!
两个字 --> 超棒!

--> My Piggy, but her Grows In The Dark function failed somehow!
可是，我的小猪猪不会在夜里发光! 大楷是坏了啦!

Bao Bao & Computer 宝宝与电脑

Today is "Bao Bao & Computer Day".
今天是 "宝宝与电脑日"。

In the morning, Bao Bao mentioned about getting his computer fixed.
一大清早，宝宝就说今天一定要把坏了的电脑搞定。

In the afternoon, Bao Bao went to buy all the parts for his computer.
下午，宝宝就把所有所需的电脑材料都给买齐了。

In the evening, Bao Bao was so excited fixing his computer.
傍晚，宝宝好兴奋的在弄电脑。

At night, Bao Bao is still working on his computer. Hopefully his computer up for DOTA tonight.
晚上，宝宝还在继续修电脑。希望可以把它修好，那就可以通宵打电动了 - DOTA.

In the midnight, Bao Bao still had not firgued out the way to fix his computer. So, no DOTA for the night.
半夜，宝宝还没搞董到底电脑是出了什么问题。结果，没得打电动。

NOW (morning?), Bao Bao is getting pissed off with his computer. Ya, it is still NOT FIXED.
现在(凌晨了?), 宝宝发彪了。是的，电脑还没修好。

Next, I guess Bao Bao might give up on his computer. Because I would.
接下来，我想宝宝会发彪到放弃吧。因为，若是我，我一定会。
--> WHAT THE HELL!!!! 去死吧!!!